In
this fairy tale there is a VERY VERY powerful villain. This villain
consists of media, secularists, communists, socialists, naxals,
Pakistani sympathizers, anti-nationals, regional parties, Congress and
terrorists who conspired together to frame 'Bal Narendra' of 2002 as
culprit in the Gujarat riots.
This villain was SO POWERFUL *shudders* SO VERY POWERFUL *chill runs accross spine* SO DAMN POWERFUL that even the mighty UNITED STATES OF AMREEKAA got influenced and refused to give diplomatic visa to 'Bal Narendra' saying that he is a foreign government official who was responsible & directly carried out severe violations of religious freedom.
Can you believe it, dear children?
Can you believe this about our 'Bal Narendra', dear children?
These are the ways of evil, dear Children. Beware, my precious patriots, my pure nationalists, the true sons of this land!
Now back to our story, this villain actually influenced Amreekaa, who has the best foreign intelligence mechanism in world, with best possible resources like the CIA, NSA, FBI etc, to believe that our 'Bal Narendra' supported riots? *eyes widening* Oh yes children, OH YEEEESSSS!!!
But dear children, in this great land of our forefathers there is a saying that truth always triumphs! सत्यमेव जयते!
Undeterred by all these criticisms, our 'Bal Narendra' focussed on development. Before the homecoming of 'Bal Narendra', the state of Gujarat was so backward, so VERY backward that even Biharis refused to go there. Gujarat was so backward that Gujaratis used to milk dinosaurs instead of cows.
Brick by brick, 'Bal Narendra' build Gujarat to become the fastest growing state of the country and the world and the known universe. *triumphant smile* Now, all Indians want to go and settle in Gujarat because of the development done there.
Year after year, elections after elections people voted for him and his popularity growed. Now there is a wave of 'Bal Narendra' in the country, dear children. A WAVE!!! Once 'Bal Narendra' showed his 56 inch chest, the villains are running away with nowhere to hide.
Dear children, always remember that whenever evil rises, it grows stronger by spreading lies. But in the end, the truth will always triumph! Now chant with me
सत्यमेव जयते!
सत्यमेव जयते!
err... I mean
NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO...
This villain was SO POWERFUL *shudders* SO VERY POWERFUL *chill runs accross spine* SO DAMN POWERFUL that even the mighty UNITED STATES OF AMREEKAA got influenced and refused to give diplomatic visa to 'Bal Narendra' saying that he is a foreign government official who was responsible & directly carried out severe violations of religious freedom.
Can you believe it, dear children?
Can you believe this about our 'Bal Narendra', dear children?
These are the ways of evil, dear Children. Beware, my precious patriots, my pure nationalists, the true sons of this land!
Now back to our story, this villain actually influenced Amreekaa, who has the best foreign intelligence mechanism in world, with best possible resources like the CIA, NSA, FBI etc, to believe that our 'Bal Narendra' supported riots? *eyes widening* Oh yes children, OH YEEEESSSS!!!
But dear children, in this great land of our forefathers there is a saying that truth always triumphs! सत्यमेव जयते!
Undeterred by all these criticisms, our 'Bal Narendra' focussed on development. Before the homecoming of 'Bal Narendra', the state of Gujarat was so backward, so VERY backward that even Biharis refused to go there. Gujarat was so backward that Gujaratis used to milk dinosaurs instead of cows.
Brick by brick, 'Bal Narendra' build Gujarat to become the fastest growing state of the country and the world and the known universe. *triumphant smile* Now, all Indians want to go and settle in Gujarat because of the development done there.
Year after year, elections after elections people voted for him and his popularity growed. Now there is a wave of 'Bal Narendra' in the country, dear children. A WAVE!!! Once 'Bal Narendra' showed his 56 inch chest, the villains are running away with nowhere to hide.
Dear children, always remember that whenever evil rises, it grows stronger by spreading lies. But in the end, the truth will always triumph! Now chant with me
सत्यमेव जयते!
सत्यमेव जयते!
err... I mean
NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO NAMO...
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